How To, Project 02

• How to conjure magical perfect toast
• How to consume 100 steaks in under a minute
• How to eat cereal
• How to make your siblings cry
• How to ride a killer whale
• How to breathe underwater
• How to fly across the grand canyon
• How to eat water
• How to drink the tears of your enemies
• How to befriend your neighborly spider
• How to recharge your soul
• How to get a thicc brain
• How to become the president
• How to become a millionaire
• How to give CPR 
• How to do jumping jacks
• How to get fit
• How to get to the end of a rainbow
• How to play the piano
• How to trick the devil
• How to kiss a velociraptor
• How to build a skyscraper
• How to find the fifth dimension
• How to travel back in time
• How to get to the bottom of the ocean
• How to run 
• How to teleport
• How to fold perfect clothes
• How to punch a wall
• How to cut a troll’s hair
• How to win in life
• How to play football
• How to give a high five
• How to give a hand shake
• How to treat your wounds
• How to be the smartest one in the room
• How to tell the time
• How to be a walrus
• How to be a carrot
• How to be a potato
• How to feed your bear
• How to survive a tsunami
• How to kiss 
• How to dance
• How to drive
• How to save gas
• How to fly a plane
• How to count to a million
• How to become the villain
• How to read
• How to write